January 18, 2012
Oops.

Oops.

December 13, 2011
Yup.

Yup.

December 4, 2011
Jacki has been comfortably asleep for 70 years.

Jacki has been comfortably asleep for 70 years.

November 27, 2011
I’m in love.

I’m in love.

November 21, 2011
An actual conversation on Facebook Chat.
Me: So what kinds of things are you into?
Random guy who just added me: I like oral swap, kissing, rubbing, I like rimming a clean ass ;)) and most importantly pounding an ass nice and deep
Me: Oh, I meant like hobbies or movies or whatever, but that's cool.
November 14, 2011

This is the most flattering thing anyone has ever told me.

November 13, 2011
What the fuck, Facebook?
(I had to edit out the big brown nipples.)

What the fuck, Facebook?

(I had to edit out the big brown nipples.)

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Filed under: facebook wtf ? tits :| ADD ME! 
November 8, 2011
Why?

Why?

November 5, 2011
This person added me a few months ago and claims that he lives in Pakistan and that he goes to my university, which happens to be in Austin, Texas.
I figure it’s a troll, and I’m pretty sure I pissed him off.
Whoops.

This person added me a few months ago and claims that he lives in Pakistan and that he goes to my university, which happens to be in Austin, Texas.

I figure it’s a troll, and I’m pretty sure I pissed him off.

Whoops.

3:01pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZK0_TyBY3YRN
  
Filed under: troll facebook im etc racism whoops 
November 4, 2011
Seriously, someone stop me.

Seriously, someone stop me.

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Filed under: facebook me gpoy stop me 
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