April 7, 2012

Just listened to One Direction for the first time.

April 7, 2012

I want to work at SNL so I can kiss Andy Samberg.

April 7, 2012
In honor of Sofia Vergara hosting SNL, I’m wearing a sombrero.
I’m an accidental racist.

In honor of Sofia Vergara hosting SNL, I’m wearing a sombrero.

I’m an accidental racist.

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Filed under: snl sofia vergara gpoy me etc 
March 3, 2012

Andy Samberg as a greaser needs to get in me.

Who am I kidding?

He needs to get in me all the time.

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Filed under: andy samberg snl 
February 5, 2012
Justin Vernon is my ultimate dream man.

Justin Vernon is my ultimate dream man.

January 19, 2012

Anonymous asked: Is that camel peacoat from H&M? I think I have the same one! Gurl you be workin' that nautical look.

Thank you!

It’s actually from Forever 21.

I went there with some friends to shop for New Years outfits, but I didn’t really expect to find anything worth paying retail price for.

Fortunately, I came across a wonderful camel coat, so I used a bit of my Christmas money to treat myself.

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Filed under: snl maya rudolph gif anon 
December 11, 2011
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

The Pink Straws Club reacts to Robyn on SNL.

December 7, 2011
Things that the gays ruined for me…

  • Suspenders.
  • Harry Potter.
  • Romance.
  • Bow ties.
  • American Idol.
  • Tattoos.
  • Haircuts.
  • Nicki Minaj.
  • Vests.
  • Halloween.
  • Pokemon.
  • My life.

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Filed under: gays snl gif 
December 4, 2011
"And then I would let him stick his dong right up in my dumphole."

— My favorite sentence ever.

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Filed under: thank you kristen wiig snl 
November 28, 2011

Never forget.

November 21, 2011

I have no idea what my blog is about anymore.

Also, I’m always in the bathtub.

Does this mean I’m depressed?

Not necessarily.

Does this mean I want pizza?

You bet your sweet ass it does.

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Filed under: personal me pizza nasim pedrad snl 
November 20, 2011
This was the best thing.

This was the best thing.

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